You might be a....

Subject: You might be a.... Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:27 pm

I saw this on Lig's site and thought ya mght enjoy this. You get the idea

If you throw a lighted match into an activated gas fireplace, you might be an idiot.

(True story....but not to me:) )

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:13 am

If taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen, you might be a Redneck.

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:37 pm

If you ever walk into a gas station and wonder how they keep their bathrooms so clean....You might be a redneck.

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:03 am

If you're a dance and somebody yells "Hoe down!" and your girlfriend hits the dirt, you might be a redneck.

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:42 pm

If you've ever been in a custody battle over a hunting dog....You might be a redneck.

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:13 pm

Silverdrake19 wrote:: If you've ever been in a custody battle over a hunting dog....You might be a redneck.

...The scary thing is, I have kin like that...

If the earrings you got your girlfriend for her birthday double as fishing tackle, you might be a redneck.

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:01 pm

If your grandma has 'Ammo' on her christmas list, you might be a redneck

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:00 am

If you mowed your lawn and found more than one vehicle, you might be a redneck

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:30 pm

If you have a set of matching tupperware, and they all say, 'Coolwhip' on the sides...you might be a redneck.

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:38 pm

If you've ever cleaned out your ears or your naval with your car or truck keys, you might be a redneck

Subject: Re: You might be a.... Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:37 pm

(Damn haven't heard that one, LOL)

If you've ever drunk beer in a church servie...you might be a redneck